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Mexican Werewolf in Texas Review

"Mexican Werewolf in Texas"

Maverick Entertainment Group
presents A Turning Point Productions  Starring Erika Fay, Gabriel Gutierrez  2007 rated probably R

With a name like this I had to buy this movie.
I have wanted to write reviews about the junk that is out there using our culture's name in vain. Por flojo I have not yet done it. Okay here goes.

From the back cover papraphrased by me for clarity

"It's hunger knows no Bounds! With its only claim to fame being the "Goat Capitol of the World" the border town of Furlough, Texas is sucking its younger residents dry. Anne and her bored high school friends band together and plot their escape from theirsuffocating little Texas border town until a savage attacker preys on the inhabitants. First the goats then the humans. The local half-witted cops think it's a coyote but Anne and her friends believe the murders are the signature killings of the legendary Latin American urban myth 'El Chupababra or Mexican werewolf."

For some reason a werewolf has come to this sleepy town. First it kills or sucks out the blood of a herd of goats and a few humans, the usual horny teenagers making out in a goat pasture, (sure why not?)

The bodies are found and the Anglos in town blame them ''Damn Meshikins" Aside from doing all the menial work what else do the Mexicans do? There is a cute scene when the Anglo power brokers muse that maybe the Mexicans brought this monster w/ them and maybe it will scare them back home. Cute, and a nice indictment on those powers that be; sort of a we-need-them -to-do-the-work-but-we-don't-want-them-around.

The main character is Anne and her friend Rosie who decide to catch the monster. The movie actually has the girls as the lead and I suppose a feminst might like that. Miguel, Anne's boyfriend, is the Chicano school boy who somehow got a girl but is not interested in chasing down a monster.
The town tough guy w/ the town tramp lead a group to catch the monster but lust wins out and bingo, he gets gobbled up too.  All this 100 yards from the posse's bonfire and beerfest. It's not a bad scene after all.

Mexican people are portrayed in a curious duality.
There are the typical dim witted peasants, cluthcing their Bibles and beer bottles, but also several characters are educated and professional. The town veterinarian is a Chicano who seems to have a clue about life. He holds court at a local taqueria sipping beer w/ the compadres and plans strategy. They understand if whatever is killing the goats is not found Mexicans of any legality will be blamed. When humans get killed he is the cllm one to add guidance to the homeboys w/ shotguns.
Maria the vet's lovely assistant is a smart confidant vet-to-be which reinforces the "Girl Power" feel of the movie. The ladies are the strong ones in this film. The town tramp is a blond who delivers a a credible scatterbrain  role and who provides the obligatory nudity for the R rating. (Yes, that's what sells movies).

This movie is not terrible. There are a few twists and considering the budget must have been in the pennies, production value was good.
The climax of the film is when all hell breaks loose and the girls rescue Miguel and they get into deeper trouble.

As usual this film is for sale from me. Send me $10 and I'll send you my one copy.

M.D.

"Chicano Economy Ideas"

As we all hear it said Latinos are the fastest growing minority etc.

Okay so if there are so many of us then why aren't we rich?

Instead of giving our money to the ricos then why can't keep our money among ourselves?

I'd like to see Mexican restaurants sell hamburgers!
Even a Super Chicano like myself gets tired of eating Mexican food

also I want to see chocolate milk sold in Mexican restaurants.
It seems that Coca Cola is the national drink of Mexico and I shudder each time I see ninos drinking sugar water down in la republica.

Also, I can never find cafe con canela in diners etc.
I 'm glad StarStrucks Coffee hasn't offered this but when they discover this I will have to buy it there.

I am still waiting to see a miniature sombrero that a guy could wear w/ regular clothes w/ out looking like a mariachi wannabe.

let's hear your ideas for money making ideas


Fire your Boss!

A long time ago when I was a kid I bought and sold pens and eraser. Okay I was a chavalo of 9 years old. I traded and sold them to classmates etc.
Once a friend and I had an idea to wrap rubber bands around a bouncey ball and then sell the strange item as a super bounce ball. Crazy idea and it didn't bounce real well but I think w/ research and development we could have made it work.

As I got older I somehow got the idea to cut the neighborhood grass. For $1 I didn't use the homewoners lawn mower and try to collect the cut grass etc.
My approach was to knock on the door and ask the startled homeowner, "Would you like your lawn cut?" I never understood why most people would laugh and then say yes or no. Either way I made a few bucks and I must say I enjoyed being on my own.  Since then I have always been a task oriented kind of guy.

I took things to the flea market when I was in high school and once sold enough to buy a portable cassette player. That was big news back in the day, late 1970's.

They say the nation is in a deep recession etc. I say for poor people the economy is always bad. We need to open our own businesses and find our own solutions. Not just to make money but really to enjoy our ownlives. I always get tired of hearing peopel complain how they hate their jobs etc but they never do anything about it.

I guess I'm really talking to the young people out there. The older folks in their 30's etc who have good jobs are less apt to switch careers. The young people, college and high school age people still have a chance not to get into a rut they will hate.

I say open your own business.

Cut the neighbors grass,
Cook and deliver food to day laborers, jornaleros buy lunch everyday why not buy it from you?


I do have a couple of businesses and the time is now to get moving!

I always tell people, "I didn't come to this country to be poor."

healthy Mexican Food!

Okay everyone wants to lose weight so how can you eat healthy and still be Mexican?

I suggest the following feel free to write me w/ your ideas.

corn tortillas instead of flour tortillas

frijoles de la olla in place of refried beans

chicken in your tacoc instead of pork

tacos instead of burritos

cafe con canela instead of hot chocolate, ni Ybarra ni Mi Abuelita brand.

switch to paletas de agua instead of milk based helados

and of course quit drinking beer!

I usually eat very healthy.
I am an exercise nut  in my other life.

"Eveybody hates their Editor but everyone loves to edit"

Okay,
I became a book worm at an early age and both of my parents were book worms tambien. So I read a lot of books magazines about us Chicanos-latinos Mexicans etc. This includes pop novels and junk. I have a stack of horror-crime DVD's that portray Mexico as one step below Hell. I will include all types of material in my reviews so as to keep things interesting and fun.
Here are a few general suggestions for anyone sending in products for our review. We will watch or read them and give our feedback in this public forum.


-     Never send me your only copy! (Can you think why?)

-     Always include contact info, your name, pen name, telephone or email and address. How can people buy your product etc.

-     If you want the book, CD or DVD sent back you must include a self addressed stamped envelope sent folded up along w/ the manuscript. or maybe a check for a few bucks to cover the postage.

I have a huge stack of material to review so it might take awhile to get to yours. Some of the DVD's I've seen stink but the real judgment is getting a project done.

more to come on this topic

Chicano Culture

Hola
One thing I feel strongly about is keeping our culture alive. As Chicanos we are the alloy of several different cultures and enthnicities so there's a lot to choose from. I am trying to support Latino owned businesses and unique perspectives on the world.
I have a way for you to suport my efforts! Check out my shopping cart at Shop.mex-i-can-ink.com and you'll find a load of unique Chicano type items.

Yes, it's too late for Valentine's Day but it's not too early for Mother's Day!

New Year New President what's new?

Okay it's time I joined the discussion re: the new president.

After 8 years of a Republican presidency that has left us in two wars and a serious economic meltdown, it's easy to think someone new is going to ride into town and clean up the mess. Unfortunately there's no money left to fix things and even worse there's an attitude that as Americans we deserve to live well without having to pay for things. The Welfare State will find the money somewhere to subsidize our lifestyle.

When gasoline hit $4.50 a gallon last summer, 2008 people were upset but most people still drove their cars.
Chrysler and company came up with a ridiculous scheme to guaranteee people could buy gas at $2.99 a gallon, remember that scam? In early 2009 gasoline was under $2 so how risky was that gamble on Chrysler's part?

In California people have the most cars and no one seems to want to drill for oil off the CA coast. No, they'd rather import it from the Middle East, parts of Mexico and elsewhere, exporting the environmental damage to those parts of the world, entangling the U.S. in foreign wars but keeping the CA coast clean.

The Liberals say they're going to fix the economy. How can a liberal mindset that rejects personal responsibility and thrift and initiative possibly fix the problems we have? First off we must admit that to fix things taxes must go up and govt expenses must go down.
Programs must be cut and individuals must pay their part. That means less financial aid for colleges, higher medical insurance premiums, less subisidies for food staples etc.
Any one who studies economic meltdowns knows what's coming. Witness Mexico during her many economic reforms, Argentina's meltdown a few years ago etc. In fact Venezuela is cutting back their social programs tambien. I predict there'll be rioting in the streets of Caracas by summer 2009.

As Chicanos we would do well by remembering where our parents came from and learned the lessons of thrift and self sufficiency. The Federal govt should not be expected to bail us out; most importantly b/c we are the Fed Govt.


I think the Republicans gave up the presidential race. When they nominated an unqualified woman like Sarah Palin for vice pres, you could see they had just thrown in the towel. Instead of making a valiant play to revive the conservative agenda they seemed to say "Okay just get it over with okay?"

A lot has been said about Obama being a black president. Consider this, with no money in the govt coffers, two foreign wars and a domestic economy in shreds why not give the election to a black man? Let him do the dirty work of cleaning up the economic mess.

It has been said that radical change and policy reversals can only be implemented by a staunch representative of the group that normally caters to the status quo. Example, Richard Nixon a super anti-communist makes peace w/ Red China when George McGovern certainly couldn't have done that.
So, Mr. Obama representing the liberal class is left to clean up the mess that was created by a Welfare / Nanny State for the past 30 years. 

Or things can go the other way and the Democrats can turn on the printing presses and the next sound you hear will be the value of the dollar going bust. Does anyone remember Jimmy Carter and the 1980's? We may all be working but we won't be getting anywhere; just paying off the deficit.


 

Algodones Mexico

Hola
I spent the New Year's Eve down along the border. I drove all the way to Yuma Arizona then crossed over into Mexico at Algodones.

I asked for directions at a gas station just inside Arizona and a nice White woman told me to get into Mexico I'd have to go back to California and enter in thru "Al-Go-Don-Nees" I didn't know that was the town's name so I thought it was strange to hear her say that.

The broder crossing is on the Quechuan (?) Indian reservation. They have a fenced in parking lot on the U.S. side of the border and you can park and pay afterward etc. It's not as pleasant as it may sound. they do have a security guard who drives around in a golf cart but he told me one parking lot is only for day crossers and the other is the overnight parkers and if you park in the wrong place they will tow you away at sunset!
(Remember this is out in the desert of Calif and the Arizona border, so the idea of returning to your car the next morning and discovering your car was towed away is terrifying!
And of course when I arrived there were no signs explaining this and no workers to give info. I ran into the security guard by accident as I was about to cross the border into Mexico. He sent me back out of the day crossing parking lot, told me to pay at the overnight lot then gave me a ride back to the border entrance. Another disaster avoided!)

Algodones is a quaint border town in the line of Mexicalli. A flood of senior citizens from the US go there to buy medicine, eye glasses and dental services. There are some surprisingly tasteful artisan shops. I bought some painted lacquered ceramic plates from Oaxaca and I saw some quality Oaxcan blankets and rugs. Along with the crude T-shirts that have come to characterize Mexican tourist towns.

There were only a few rowdy tourist bars but since I spent the Monday night before New Year's Eve, it was awfully quiet. I was told Thursday and Sunday nights are the party nights when "girls from the U.S. college go there to hit the clubs" that's what I was told but there wasn't much to hit.
I am always surprised at the difference between other border towns and Tijuana. TJ has always been considered a dump and a rowdy town but Mexicali and points farther East are quiet.  I was in Nogales and hmmm, Pierdas Negras(?) a couple of years ago during a Presidential election and It was downright boring!

So, Algodones  has a few tourist shops and just a few restaurants. One reason to come to this part of the broder was to see the Wall the Federal govt is building. I could see along the border crossing there is a lot of fencing and just outside the town there is a new looking iron wall. Vertical posts that are ten feet tall and topped with a metal square about 5 by 5 feet. The 5 feet squares atop the vertical posts give it a lollipop look to the fence. Sorry no photos, I left my camera in the room.

BTW "Algodones" means cotton in Espanol. The Imperial Valley in S. California has huge agricultural farms and I have read they produce a lot of cotton. I didn't see any during my drive thru the mountains to Yuma. The drive East from San Diego is a flat and windy road thru the mountains; beautiful in the winter and I'm sure awfully hot in the summer.

"Stores and Govt offices with Spanish Signs"

Some Americans say department stores should not have signs in Spanish. I have heard these signs cited as evidence that immigrants don't want to learn English. (Yes, that is a very weak argument that "Those immigrants don't want to learn English, just look at the signs in the discount stores with Spanish!" As if the immigrants are the ones who put up the sign! Yes, it's moronic but fools say what fools say.)

I try to point out to people that stores try to sell to their target population. If I store has a lot of Spanish speaking people in the neighborhood then it makes sense to put up signs in the store that speak to those people.

Many years ago I worked selling radio commercial air time for a Spanish language radio station here in Santa Clara CA.  I worked for Radio KNTA 1430 am radio. Radio Canta.
I was in Hayward CA talking to  the owner of a supermarket and he joked that in his neighborhood he should advertise in Farsi because he had a majority of Afghanistani people living there. As I looked around I could see the Middle Eastern looking people and women in bright scarves etc. It was hard to disagree with him.

So, if a store wants my business then they should speak my language and ostensibly I speak Spanish. In San Francisco CA, many stores and banks have signs in Chinese; maybe 'cuz there are alot of Chinese folks over there.

Now, governmental offices with Spanish translations etc.
I do think people who are American citizens should be able to speak English. I think few people would disagree with that. But the reality of American immigration policiy crushes this otherwise logical perspective. If America allows refugees from Cambodia or Somalia to enter this country and then gives them welfare and other services then it makes sense to publish pamphlets in their language. Of course these immgriants should and will learn English but that takes time.

(The cruel reality that no one wants to say is that most immigrants admitted as refugees are illiterate in their own language so they cant' read those pamphlets in Cambodian or Somalia language; neither can many Mexican immigrants read Spanish either but let's not go there. Ironically, the immigrants who can actually read their own language are the ones who will benefit most from these foreign language materials. These educated immigrants would have benefited the most if they had stayed in their country too.  The illiterate immigrants are the ones who need the most help but it'soften too difficult to help the most needy so the govt  helps those whom it can help the most easily. More on this in another post.)

American immigration policy or lack thereof and Mexico on the other side of the painted line, makes the flood of Spanish speakers inevitable. How can you keep them down on the farm when they can just run across the border?

Consider also that along that broder it is common form Mexican citizens to work in the USA or get daily shopping permits that allow them to come and spend money over here. Franchise stores that sell along the border quite rightly post signs in Spanish and use those signs in other cities far from the border. Makes sense to me.

"Okay it's time to learn Spanish"

Yes, Mexican immigrants must learn to speak English. I work as an ESL teacher with adults so I know adult immigrants do want to learn English. Unfortunately most of them don't know how to learn English. Just showing  up at the class and occassionally writing down a few words is not the way to learn anything. Education and learning are a complicated subject.

But just as most people would agree that immigrants should learn English, we, their children should learn and master Spanish. I absolutely hate hearing a Pocho speak lousy Spanish. The American accent is okay; to this day I can't roll my "rr's" but proper use of Spanish grammar is essential.

This is a many pronged issue.
If we as Chicanos can't speak Spanish then we are diluting and discrediting our contribution to American Society. As a Chicano I like to think I am trying to promote the image of Latinos. I like to think I am trying to improve myself and to take advantage of the education and career chances that exist in this country etc. Yet if I can't speak Spanish then what kind of Mexican am I?

If we say American Society should allow us Latinos a place in high level jobs because we can offer alot then I would say we should offer bilingualism. If a Chicano can't speak Spanish then how different is he from a non-Latino American applicant? I don't want to be just a "Brown American".

(NOTE: a corollary to this discussion discusses buisinesses posting signs in Spanish or government offices printing info in Spanish. That's a different issue and I'll address that separately)

Also, if you as a Chicano can't speak Spanish then you may see a Mexican immigrant get a job you wished you had. Far too many Chicanos can't speak Spanish but they protest the need for affirmative action etc. Ironically when protests to hire Latino people succeed in increasing the hiring of such people, too many Chicanos can't get the job 'cuz they don't speak Spanish well enough to do the job.

In the past I applied to be a city cop for a large Calfias city. I applied as  a bi-lingual police cadet. I had to go through a Spanish interview where an elderly Mexican man, a Spanish teacher, quizzed me in Espanol. I passed the test but I was sweating there for a few long minutes. The fellow before me, a light skinned Chicano, a little chubby, a little tapado looking had failed the oral test. The elderly maestro was consoling him but the look of disdain in the maestro's voice, and face was obvious. He must have been thinking, " Ay mijo, por favor aprende su idioma!"

I also applied for the California Higway Patrol which was also looking for Spanish speaking officers. I drove up to San Francisco and was interviewed by two Chicanos who could barely speak Spanish! I passed the test but when I walked out I vowed I would learn
la idioma de Cervantes!

Along this line I watched with amusement a news story on TeleMundo television. There was a community event to encourage kids to finish high school etc. The reporter interviewed a female teenager who spoke Spanish and said until she had entered this mentoring program she had alot of bad influence in her life and she was in a "ganga" and now she was more confident in her success in life etc.
I almost fainted when I heard ths because the word "ganga" means a discount sale at a store. The poor kid meant to use the word "bandilla"  ( "bandilla-bandito", remember the Frito Bandito?) But hey! At least she was trying to speak Spanish!